Tuesday, April 29, 2008

better than jenny craig

The starvation diet. When I first got Rolly Polly, he weighed 30 pounds. Yes 3-0. Thats like two Thanksgiving turkeys. Heavy enough to break the cat carrier we brought him home in.

Yesterdays weight - 18.5 pounds. Amazing! How could he have lost 12 pounds in 12 months? Diet food and very little of it. That's why he whines ALL THE TIME.

However, he still looks fat. Do you think his vet does cat tummy tucks?

Monday, April 28, 2008

new motto

I'm not fat, I'm just unfit.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

big naked nipple


This is one of the great mysteries... see the bald spot on his tummy? It's a big naked nipple. Actually, he has four big naked nipples. And he loves to roll on his back and show off the big naked nipples - especially when company comes over.

I will continue to try to obtain a better picture of the nipple. However it eludes me...

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

ignorance is bliss

Irish is not a language.  Moron.

Friday, April 18, 2008

favorite things

sleeping
everywhere and anywhere. and he snores like an old man.

playing with paper
maybe not playing, but he loves to knock paper off my desk

eating
uhm, that's why he's fat

trying to drink out of the bathtub
very weird, i know

rolling on the floor
exposing his big fat belly

did i mention sleeping?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

why a rolly polly cat?


i often ask myself that question. the short answer is that i wanted a cure for the loneliness. 12 months later the answer is i don't think the circus will take him.